Dave's Dream!

My friend called Dave has a dream that he wants to work in the zoo.One day he got the job.Then his boss came up to him and said "there is one rule that if you kill an animal you have to pay alot of money for it.

The next day he was sweeping up in the finches cage and with the end of the brush he hit a finch and it fell straight on the floor and died.So then he went to the bosses office and he saw how much the finch was and it was £50 for one finch.He picked up the finch and through it in the loin's cage and the lions went "omomomom omoomom"!

The next day Dave went to see the Chimps and two of the Chimps were swinging on a tire and the rope snapped and they both fell on the floor and died.So he went to the bosses office and saw how much the Chimps were and they were £500 each.Then he went to pick up the two Chimps and through them in the lions cage.

The next day Dave was lawn mowing and he bashed into the tree and 5000 bees came down and went in the weel and crushed up and died.So then he sneaked in his bosses office and looked how much the bees were and they were £10 each and it was alot of money.So he went to get a wheel barrow to put them all in and fed them to the lions.The lions thought they had eaten a Finch,Chimps and mushy Bees!!


If you don't get it, it means the lions thought they had eaten fish, chips and mushy peas!! HAHAHA!!!!